Showing posts with label funny peculiar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny peculiar. Show all posts

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Movie Streaming Run-Around

Oh, blog. I have not forgotten you. Either I have been unintrigued by library news or hammered by schoolwork, but I can change. I promise.

Of interest: a new streaming-movie service allows you to rent remote access to a DVD player, thus sidestepping some copyright stuff.

Zediva has set up hundreds of DVD players. They’re automated, jukebox-style. You’re not just renting a movie; you’re actually taking control of the player that contains the movie you want. The DVD is simply sending you the audio and video signals, as if it were connected to your home with a really, really long cable.

It’s kind of hilarious to think that this arrangement is the solution to the future of online movies: data centers stacked to the ceiling with DVD players... Zediva is just buying dozens of copies of each popular movie on the day it comes out, and presto, it’s yours to rent by long distance.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Book Smelling

So now smelling books and keeping track of what they smell like is art. (The New York Magazine goes into more detail.)

I would like to propose that is not art but rather a hobby. See, it's funny if you consider it a hobby, but it's just annoying if you consider it art.

I was amused by one of the comments on the LISNews post:
this is completely unscientific. she omits all types of metadata that a librarian would include.
how long did she sniff each book?
did she sniff a random page or the inside cover or page 23? and "paper-y" in place of "paper"??? is that like saying a book has "around 200 pages"?

How would you even decide which page to sniff in a scientific manner? Page 23? Halfway through the book plus one page?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Unruly Tweens

At first I sort of snickered at this article in the Manhattan local news - Librarian Wants Police to Crack Down on Unruly Tweens.

An Upper West Side librarian says unruly tweens have become such a threatening menace to her and her staff that she needs police protection.

"They're 12 and they have no respect for us," said Bloomingdale Library manager Rebecca Donsky at a recent 24th Precinct Community Council meeting, her voice shaking with emotion as she pleaded for help controlling the youngsters.

Come on, twelve year olds?

Then I thought about it a little more and it occurred to me that I have no idea how to handle unruly twelve year olds. What are they into these days? What would I be allowed to say? I imagine I couldn't grab their arms and haul them toward the door or anything. Not to mention I might not be able to! While I'm stronger than I look, I look like what I am - 5'3" if you're being generous. Kids are tall these days, and I'm going to guess I can't put them in a goose neck arm hold. Which I would need to brush up on anyway.

I am, however, pretty sure this won't happen:

"I want to give them a way to channel their energy," Donsky said. "If they're angry, don't call me names, write a poem."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a pushover
I wish daddy loved me?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Weird Library Requests

Weird library requests!

Personal favourite: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?"

Monday, January 17, 2011

Weird Libraries

I just want to go to bed but I still have to make a library post and make tomorrow's lunch. So here goes: Huffington Post's Weird Libraries!

Of special interest: Conan the Librarian, the Silent Library game show, and one bit about how crazy it is that librarians have piercings and tattoos and are cool. We were always cool! At least our moms thought so, anyway.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Covering Book Covers

For some people, a personal library is a collection of works they find valuable or meaningful. For others, books are meant primarily to match the decor. It isn't quite as horrible as it sounds; some of the designers and customers really do take taste and subject matter into account, including biographies of artists with works the customer owns, regional history guides, and other smart people content. And then there's the fun stuff:

The designers of the new Bowlmor, on West 43rd Street in Manhattan, envisioned the place as a TriBeCa loft — minimal and modern — and asked for a collection “that was young, fun and hip.” Ms. McKibben said she procured “100 feet of brightly colored books on music, film, cars, games, retro-themed fun and, of course, bowling,” though the blizzard last month interfered with installation.

But no, it's not all great. This is pretty much what I was expecting:

Not all of Mr. Wine’s clients, who include hotel designers and high-end builders, are so fastidious about content. For the spa in Philippe Starck’s Icon Brickell, the icy glass condo tower in Miami, he was asked to wrap 1,500 books in blank white paper, without titles, to provide a “textural accent” to the space. He chose mass-market hardcovers that flood the used book outlets — titles by John Grisham and Danielle Steel, or biographies of Michael Jackson, he said — because they are cheap, clean and a nice, generous size.

Why did that have to happen?

It hadn't occurred to me to view my own collection of books as a real collection until recently, during my new Acquisitions class, when I found out some people indicate they want their books donated to a certain library when they die. Often these book collections are moldy or stained or falling apart. Looking at my bookshelves, I can see a lot of bent and creased spines, some from the second hand store (half my Roger Zelazny books smell a little funny from the second hand bookstore and have spines that are maybe two-thirds white from cracks), but there are a few decent volumes. I'm not sure how wanted they'd be in even ten years time, though.

I'll admit to having one specification about the appearance of my books: I don't much like hardcovers. My bookcase was custom-made by a handy neighbour and it was built to house as many paperbacks as possible while making use of a small space. The oversized paperbacks aren't much better. It gets a little annoying at times: I still haven't read Stieg Larsson's The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest because it's not out in paperback yet.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Shelving in Sims 3

I just realized that when I play The Sims 3 I organize their books into different bookcases based on content: skill books, fishing books, recipes, kid and pregnancy books, and general reads. And when they're all asleep I go over their shelves and reshelve if necessary.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Chocolate Library a No-No

So apparently it's illegal to refer to something as a library if it is not, in fact, a library, such as a chocolate shop.

Around Thanksgiving, a fastidious little artisanal chocolate shop called The Chocolate Library opened in the East Village. We know what you're thinking—won't little schoolchildren get confused and wander in there to borrow a copy of My Pet Goat, only to emerge all jacked up on sugar? The State Education Department’s division of library development was thinking the same thing, and bureaucrats quickly swung into action to choc-block the shop!

The other day I had a chocolate lunch. It was a bad idea. A delicious bad idea.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Something Wrong With Library Desk Design

Uploaded to reddit.com with the note 'I think there might be a flaw in the design of our library desks...'


View comments here. I take no responsibility for whether you find them funny or not.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Literary Tattoos

A piece in the Boston Phoenix about literary tattoos and an upcoming book about them. I like the idea but, like a regular tattoo, I have no idea what I love enough to etch on myself permanently. I assure you it's not Twilight.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Librarian Navel Fluff

Because it's Friday: a brief article about a librarian who collected his bellybutton lint for 26 years.

Mr Barker said he had come across a handful of other navel fluff collectors, but none had taken their hobby to such lengths. He explained: "One guy might have persisted, but he got married and his wife ordered him to stop."

Never let a lady stand in the way of your dream.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Secret Chamber Found in India's National Library

A secret chamber has been found in India's National Library:

The chamber has lain untouched for over two centuries. Wonder what secrets it holds. The archaeologists who discovered it have no clue either, their theories range from a torture chamber, or a sealed tomb for an unfortunate soul or the most favoured of all a treasure room. Some say they wouldn't be surprised if both skeletons and jewels tumble out of the secret room.

Now I'm terribly curious! Let's hope for more treasure and less torture chambers and skeletons.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Lord Jesus Christ Banned

I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for a gimmicky story sometimes. Like this one about Lord Jesus Christ being banned from the library. I require more info, I don't know which side to be on!

Interviewed in his apartment, which is less than a half-mile away from the town library, Jesus Christ said that all he can conclude is he is being targeted by the library because of who he is.

“I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ,” he said.

Library staff say Jesus Christ is 'very rude'.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Library Lovin'

From Jezebel, a short (really short) bit on libraries as nookie spots. I remember my Introduction to Library Science teacher in night school loved the Library of Congress poster pictured at the left. "It's an in-joke for librarians," she explained. "I've caught a few people doing it." (Paraphrased. It was a year ago!)

Here is a longer piece from Blast Magazine, which I had never heard of until now.

Just another thing to look forward to?

Things which are seen cannot be unseen!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Just In Case You're Not Sure...

How to Open a New Book.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

10 Great Books for Traumatizing Children

10 Great Books for Traumatizing Children! It's from Cracked, so you probably won't look like a serious professional if you read this where someone can see you.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Naked Cheese Thief Spotted in Library

From Cincinnati!

A man faces charges after an unusual incident at a local library. 52-year-old Darrell Bess was taken into custody yesterday, naked, armed with knives and several pounds of stolen cheese.

Bess was ordered by a judge to stay away from the Main branch of the Cincinnati-Hamilton County Public Library in downtown Cincinnati because of prior thefts.

But police say Bess ignored that warning. He was found naked, bathing in the men's bathroom at the library on Wednesday. Police searched his bag and found two knives, two library CD's and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese which he allegedly stole from a local store.

Court documents shows Bess is homeless and has a history of bizarre thefts. In May, he was arrested after he allegedly tried to shoplift 10 cans of herring and 16 cans of sardines at a local store. Then on June 13th, he was accused of trying to take several bags of candy from a Graeter's location.

Bess now faces new charges of carrying a concealed weapon, public indecency, criminal trespass, theft and receiving stolen property.



Seriously. And the link has a video!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Condiment Crime

A woman in Boise, Idaho, cas caught pouring mayonnaise into a book drop at the Ada County library. She's also the prime suspect for past condiment infractions, including corn syrup and ketchup.
Authorities say a 74-year-old Boise woman... is a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related crimes.
Mostly this is posted because I like the phrase 'condiment-related crimes'. GENIUS.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Spelling Bee Protests

Four people dressed in bee costumes protested the Scripps Spelling Bee in Washington, DC.

According to literature distributed by the group, it makes more sense for 'fruit' to be spelled as 'froot'...


While I agree literacy is important, I don't think dumbing language down will help anyone. In fact, I think it might be UNGOOD. Perhaps DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Rocket Men: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong

So this book called Rocket Men was published. Supposedly all about the history of space travel, it is factually incorrect yet receiving positive reviews from the press. Does no one fact-check these days?

I suggest authors and reviewers who get space history wrong be required to take a punch from Buzz Aldrin.